Some nights I get tired of paying naked women to pretend they are sleestaks. Some nights nights I just want to meet a nice girl and go out to dinner and a movie and “hsssshsssssshsssshssssss!” - Jade Bos (aka Hookers or Cake)
Due to a tragic accident, Tish still looked like a hot blond coke slut, but it was her hands, oh her long, wrinkly, erection crushing hands…
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